One homepage among so very very many

With, of course, not much at all on it except some petty self aggrandizement. Read the disclaimer.

And he can write software, too!

Check the navbar at the left. There's a new link for software there.

Free Speech Fodder (A.K.A. Parody)

Ford, where screwing people is Job 1

A word about these pages

These pages are written using HTML 4.01 strict and CSS2 stylesheets and a fluid layout. They should render independant of window and font sizes in all compliant browsers, and should still be useable in non-CSS2 browsers. If they don't, whine elsewhere because I don't really care.

You could upgrade your browser.

The whole point is one of standards. CSS2 is a World Wide Web Consortium standard. There are plenty of browsers that correctly support it. If you don't agree or don't know what I'm talking about, you should read this.

Assuming this page is rendering properly, you should see a menu on the left. As you scroll this page, the menu should stay fixed in place. This effect normally requires frames to achieve, but with style sheets frames are unnecessary. Also, the pages are made without tables, which makes them faster to render in your browser.

Please feel free to examine the page source and steal as you wish. I'm no design god but you may find a few useful tidbits in there.

Disclaimer

The author assumes no responsibility for accidental death, dismemberment, injury, psychological damage, or other unfavorable outcome resulting from reading, incorporating, judging, or otherwise internalizing the information presented in any physical form or shape, incorporeal or other ethereal manifestation. No warranty implied, offered or honored. Not to be taken internally. Avoid contact with skin or eyes. Limited time offer. Not available to residents of Wyoming and the U.S. Virgin Islands. Your mileage may vary. Employees of parent and subsidiary companies not eligible. You must be 18 years or over to participate. Minors require parent's permission. Results not typical. Do not use without consulting a qualified physician. A working sense of humor is required. You must be taller than this line to ride this ride. Have a nice day.


Timothy J. Miller
Last modified: Wed May 11 10:00:00 CST 2005